Will my sole go to Heaven?

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Question by : Will my sole go to Heaven?
I know I’m going to Hell, but my dear little fish has been so good. Won’t God at least let my cute little sole into Heaven? What if I sautee his dead body in lemon juice and butter, with a sprinkling of sea salt, parsley, and paprika? Would my sole be accepted then?
Meddyyyyyyy!!! Yes please, because this b*tch ain’t been gettin’ no action as of late! I missed you too, sweetie!

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Answer by I worship Liz Vicious
Maybe if you gave your sole last rites. Of course, according to the Constantine movie, you have to ask for those rites to be forgiven. And that would mean your dead fish could talk. A difficult trick for any fish, let alone a dead one.

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You gotta anoint the little bugger
with some extra virgin olive oil.

#1 
Written By Wayf on February 21st, 2012 @ 7:24 am

O. M. F. G!!!!

((((((((((((AVOCADOOOOOOO!!!!!!)))))))))))) Babes, I seriously missed the FVCK outta you! <3<3<3

Anywho, you made me hungry for some fish now, thanks!

Can I take you on a date?! :)

#2 
Written By Meddy! =) on February 21st, 2012 @ 8:15 am

…no, but I would happily give him access into my stomach with those funeral arrangements

#3 
Written By Aaron A on February 21st, 2012 @ 8:36 am

Only if it dies on Friday and God’s still a Roman Catholic. These days he might be anything.

#4 
Written By robted on February 21st, 2012 @ 9:02 am

There’s no Heaven/Hell to go to so there’s no need to worry about yourself, or the fish.

#5 
Written By I love the Soviet Union on February 21st, 2012 @ 9:22 am

There may be fish in Heaven; Jesus ate fish after his resurrection. I’m sure Jesus has added your recipe to his Cookbook of Life.

#6 
Written By Super Nice Atheist on February 21st, 2012 @ 10:07 am

Why should you die forever when salvation is a prayer away?

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=4136610474021109864&hl=en#

#7 
Written By wefmeister on February 21st, 2012 @ 10:41 am

futz, i dont even like fish anymore

#8 
Written By Jason R on February 21st, 2012 @ 11:21 am

You all are playing !!!!

And will know the truth,at the day which does not Benefit the Spirit her faith
If did not believe before

#9 
Written By Sasa on February 21st, 2012 @ 11:41 am

It is already there.

#10 
Written By Marcus wants meat on February 21st, 2012 @ 12:34 pm
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